Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Two short ones.

Here are two of my favorite things I’ve heard this week. The first comes from my three year old grandson John.



“Hey pal did you have fun today?”

“I went to the beach Poppa.”

“Did you have fun at the beach?”

“I got sand in my balls.”


The second comes from a conversation I overheard between two older women in line at the pharmacy.

“My granddaughter wants me to get with the times. She wants to set me up with a “Face lift” account.”

“Face lift? She wants to pay for you to get a face lift?”

“I guess. I didn’t know she had that kind of money.”

Face Book for old people…..”Face Lift”. I like it.