One of those special life moments…..
Two weeks ago I changed my cell phone ring tone from the Godfather Theme to an excerpt from Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
Now when my cell phone rings I hear the following:
“Bring out your dead… bring out your dead… bring out your dead… here’s one…I’m not dead yet….”
Anyway every Friday my Rotary Club meets for lunch at the Yacht Club.
I head to the restroom after lunch and just as I unzip my zipper my cell phone rings.
“Bring out your dead… bring out your dead… bring out your dead…..”
There’s a little old guy with a captain’s hat standing at the stall next to me and he turns to me and says:
“It’s not dead yet…. But it is a little worn out.”
Did you know it’s almost impossible to pee when you’re laughing?