Love that dirty water!
For all of you who think I make this stuff up all I can say is sometimes I wish I did.
Unfortunately I don’t.
“For two years, occupants of the 17 businesses in
“Shop owners in a
This was going on for two years?
At some point, way earlier than two years, doesn’t someone in one of those offices say, “You know… this office coffee tastes like crap.”
Ken August, a spokesman for the state Department of Public Health, said officials are investigating.
“We have learned about the situation and we are evaluating it,” August said.
Um…. There’s poop in the water. It’s poopy water. You want an evaluation? Here’s one, THERE’S POOP IN THE WATER!!!!
You don’t need to evaluate poopy water you need to fix it!!!
To me this should be the responsibility of Homeland Security. If there’s anything we want to be secure from its poopy water. There needs to be a special poopy water assault force that can swoop in and scoop out the poopy water. Delta Force, Rangers, Ninja’s, I don’t care but someone needs to do something.
How come I can’t take toothpaste on a plane but they can put poop in the water?
How come I can’t open a checking account without the complete history of every member of my family but they can put poop in the water?
How come I can’t buy Claritin without feeling like a criminal but they can put poop in the water?
This is a poopy water free country.
Al Queda doesn’t have to do anything!
“Hey Osama, peace be upon you, you want we should blow ourselves up to get the Americans?”
“Shakeel O’kneel my friends, no need to blow yourselves up, we will just poop.”
How can our president deal with the rest of the world when this happens right here at home?
“President Putin we believe it prudent for
“President Bush, please, you are a cowboy, you will do nothing. You have poop in your water.”
“Yeah… well… your name rhymes with poopin.”
Our great nation, our states, our cities, deserve poop free water!
You don’t see “Poopafina” water anywhere do you?
Because it isn’t supposed to be that way.
That’s a tap water that’s not supposed to exist.
I want the mayor of the city of
Somehow this is going to get blamed on illegal immigration or the Republicans even though everyone knows that if ever anyone was going to drink anything recycled, especially poop, it would be a liberal democrat.
How in the hell do you hook up the recycled sewer water to the drinking water line?
Who’s working at the Water Authority?
“Heeey Ralphie-boy!!! Check out the practical joke me and the guys in the sewer played on the city of
“Norton! Norton! Are you nuts? People can’t drink poopy water. One of these days Norton I swear I’ll…..”
“Well said Norton well said.”