Ummm..... Just a few questions.

Have you ever found yourself standing in front of an open refrigerator and not remembered why you or how you got there?

Have you ever found yourself standing in front of an open refrigerator and not remembered why you or how you got there and realized you were out of provolone?

Have you ever driven to the grocery store and then when you got there not remembered the drive?

Have you ever driven to the grocery store and then when you got there not remembered the drive or exactly what you needed so you buy $328.97 worth of groceries?

Have you ever driven back from the grocery store with $328.97 worth of groceries only to find your wife and your daughter-in-law who have just returned from shopping sitting on the couch in your living room ready to tear your heart out because you forgot you were babysitting your three year old grandson who was asleep in the spare bedroom?

Have you ever put away the $328.97 worth of groceries that you didn't need to buy feeling like the lowest form of pond scum because you "can't be responsible enough to be trusted alone with your grandson for 30 minutes?"

Have you ever put away the $328.97 worth of groceries that you didn't need to buy feeling like the lowest form of pond scum because you "can't be responsible enough to be trusted alone with your grandson for 30 minutes?" and realized you forgot the provolone but now you're too afraid to tell your wife you need to go back to the store?

Just curious.